Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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