I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
How naked do you want me to be?
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