You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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