i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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