Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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