My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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