I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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