I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize