i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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