I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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