you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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