I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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