I want to walk on stilts...naked
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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