Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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