dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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