Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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