If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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