Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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