I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
ttyl tear gas
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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