It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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