He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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