That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so let's talk penis.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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