Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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