I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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