the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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