So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
you didnt know i had herpes?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
