is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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