well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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