on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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