"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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