hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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