sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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