Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i dont even know how to be here
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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