Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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