There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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