I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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