On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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