Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You can't just leave with hair like that
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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