you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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