So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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