all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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