I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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