I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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