My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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