i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is my gift to your gina
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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