Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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