I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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