Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
