Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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