cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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