Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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