Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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