And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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