Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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