Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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